i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Randomize
