The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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