he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
