Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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