I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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