at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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