R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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