I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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