i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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