so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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