i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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