giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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