Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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