:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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