haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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