She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
i believe in u and ur pee
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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