She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
