just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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