I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
The air taste purple.
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