Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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