What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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