Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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