i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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