It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Randomize
