just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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