Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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