I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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