Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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