You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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