You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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