He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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