i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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