So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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