discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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