oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
