they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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