Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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