SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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