it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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