very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm like, not good at living.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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