I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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