There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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