Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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