Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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