Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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