i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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