I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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