dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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