How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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