the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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